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Traffic Rules for a Modern India

Credit for the following to person(s) of unknown origin – I am NOT the author of the post that follows, although I agree with almost all of that which has been said. ;-)

Traveling on Indian roads is an almost hallucinatory potion of sound, spectacle and experience. It is frequently heart-rending, sometimes hilarious, mostly exhilarating, always unforgettable — and, when you are on the roads, extremely dangerous.

Most Indian road users observe a version of the Highway Code based on a Sanskrit text. These rules of the Indian road are published for the first time in English:

* ARTICLE I:

The assumption of immortality is required of all road users.

* ARTICLE II:

Indian traffic, like Indian society,is structured on a strict caste system. The following precedence must be accorded at all times. In descending order, give way to:
* Cows, elephants, heavy trucks, buses, official cars, camels, light trucks, buffalo, jeeps, ox-carts, private cars, motorcycles, scooters, auto-rickshaws, pigs, pedal rickshaws, goats, bicycles (goods-carrying), handcarts, bicycles (passenger-carrying), dogs, pedestrians.

* ARTICLE III:

All wheeled vehicles shall be driven in accordance with the maxim: to slow is to falter, to brake is to fail, to stop is defeat. This is the Indian drivers’ mantra.

* ARTICLE IV:

Use of horn (also known as the sonic fender or aural amulet):
* Cars (IV,1,a-c):
1. Short blasts (urgent) indicate supremacy, IE in clearing dogs, rickshaws and pedestrians from path.
2. Long blasts (desperate) denote supplication, IE to oncoming truck: “I am going too fast to stop, so unless you slow down we shall both die”. In extreme cases this may be accompanied by flashing of headlights (frantic).
3. Single blast (casual) means: “I have seen someone out of India’s 870 million whom I recognise”, “There is a bird in the road (which at this speed could go through my windscreen)” or “I have not blown my horn for several minutes.”

* Trucks and buses (IV,2,a):

All horn signals have the same meaning, viz: “I have an all-up weight of approximately 12.5 tons and have no intention of stopping, even if I could.” This signal may be emphasised by the use of headlamps.

Article IV remains subject to the provision of Order of Precedence in Article II above.

* ARTICLE V:

All manoeuvres, use of horn and evasive action shall be left until the last possible moment.

* ARTICLE VI:

In the absence of seat belts (which there is), car occupants shall wear garlands of marigolds. These should be kept fastened at all times.

* ARTICLE VII:
1. Rights of way:

Traffic entering a road from the left has priority. So has traffic from the right, and also traffic in  the middle.

2. Lane discipline (VII,1):

All Indian traffic at all times and irrespective of direction of travel shall occupy the centre of the road. This shall aid in the training of so many prospective pilots in their ground taxiing skills.

* ARTICLE VIII:

Roundabouts: India has no roundabouts. Apparent traffic islands in the middle of crossroads have no traffic management function. Any other impression should be ignored.

* ARTICLE IX:

Overtaking is mandatory. Every moving vehicle is required to overtake every other moving vehicle, irrespective of whether it has just overtaken you.

Overtaking should only be undertaken in suitable conditions, such as in the face of oncoming traffic, on blind bends, at junctions and in the middle of villages/city centres. No more than two inches should be allowed between your vehicle and the one you are passing — and one inch in the case of bicycles or pedestrians.

* ARTICLE X:

Nirvana may be obtained through the head-on crash.

* ARTICLE XI:

Reversing: no longer applicable since no vehicle in India has reverse gear

Socialism Explained

An economics professor said he had never failed a single student before but had, once, failed an entire class. That class had insisted that socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer. The professor then said ok, we will have an experiment in this class on socialism.
All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.  After the first test the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.
But, as the second test rolled around, the students who studied only a little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too; so they studied less than what they had. The second test average was a D!  No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around the average was an F.
The scores never increased as bickering, blame, name calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.  All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great; but when government takes all the reward away; no one will try or want to succeed.
Could not be any simpler than that….

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Opera Mini: Mobile Phone Browser

First a little background:
I’m all for the usage and development of alternative web browsers. It’s not that Internet Explorer (IE) is bad per se, it’s just that security and features wise it’s simply unusable without an external shell like Maxthon. This is true even for the newest v7, although truth be told it’s a much better improvement than v6. Over the last few months, Firefox has gained worldwide recognition as being one of the most solid competitors / replacements to challenge IE’s continued domination of the browser market. The Opera desktop browser has always been on the forefront of innovation and has always been as standards-compliant as possible. Features like mouse gestures, tabbed browsing etc. were an integral part of the feature-set of Opera many many months before they were included in the more mainstream browsers.

Opera Mini Start Page

Carrying on this tradition, the Opera Mini browser is available for use on a wide variety of cell-phones. I currently use a Sony Ericsson K750i and the default WAP browser, which although usable is no match for Opera Mini. The latest version to roll off the coding line is OM v4.1.

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The Internet Is Evil?

The above statement is one that is certain to provoke a furious discussion among geeks, technology evangelists and those of us who are completely overawed by the hugely increasing capabilities being offered by the use of the Internet.

Let me however, try to break things down into a simpler format – First, setting apart the personification applied as to whether an inanimate collection of electronically linked devices can actually be thought to have characteristics that can be termed as “malevolent” (or just plain evil to you and me),let’s start by asking who the most likely people would be to think of this as a true likelihood…

The Internet is all about sharing information; it was built essentially to share information between various organisations. Information, thus used is usually termed to be knowledge and having knowledge, as is oft-quoted, is said to be having power. Leaving the philosophical discussion about the inherent risks associated with power and responsibility (didn’t I see that in a super-hero movie sometime?), I’ll focus on the factor that all of us know for a fact can possibly be categorized as “evil” – people. It’s the people using the internet to create and distribute obscene content, malicious applications and the like. It’s the people who try to track your online movements and then serve you advertisements for products and services that you certainly don’t need. It’s the public servant who no longer can enforce his price-list of bribes in order to carry out your work thanks to online procedures and transparency, who thinks the Internet to be evil. It’s your local post office and the lazy hypothetical postman who now thinks twice before delaying your “Speed Post” package, by saying it’s stuck in transit, while you know thanks to Internet tracking that the package has already reached the post office – he’s one of the ever increasing band of people terming the Net evil for trying to increase his efficiency. And what about the sniveling touts that greet you outside every Railway Ticket Reservation Centre – the Internet has put paid to a heavy chunk of their income obtained by falsely telling passengers that seats weren’t available while half the train would roll out empty.

The above are just a small slice of the pie of people who think that the Net is evil. Why then do so many of us when asked our first impression of the Internet, think that it’s nothing more than a cesspool of scams, obscene and pornographic content and a place that allows terrorists to secretly exchange messages? Perhaps because it is so or it is just human nature to search for and lock on to the black spot in a white kerchief.

The Internet as it currently stands is nothing more than an extension to the happenings in the real-world. Human nature is an extremely complex set of concepts. What worries some one will more likely than not be just fine for the person sitting next to them. I personally have seen a middle-aged man, buying a magazine with adult content. None of our so called moral police object to that. I fail to see how the medium of distribution rather than the content itself comes under fire.

I need to clarify something which might not be understood by all and at once – there lies a difference, albeit a subtle one, between the evils of the Internet and the Internet being evil itself. As in life, I have heard of stories that warm a geek’s heart like that of people being re-united after being separated for lifetimes thanks to contact established via the Net. Fundraising for many a worthy cause as opposed to the steady stream of fictitious dollars being pumped out of most African nations (if someone were daft enough to believe the content of those emails).

It’s a firm belief of mine and some may say that I belong to a dying breed that as in life itself, the online world must be watched. Online freedoms must be protected as they are in the real world. A pre-condition though does exist as ably described by the Roman poet Decimus Junius Juvenalis:

“Quis costodiet ipsos custodes?”

Who will watch the watchers?

 

 

 

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